too much to think

Like "too much to drink".
You're thinking too much into things and you're driving yourself and others around you crazy, like someone who's had too much to drink.

Guy: Yo, I think that Megan in homeroom is throwing hints at me, since she did the same stuff to her ex not too long ago!
Guy 2: I think you've had too much to think.

by 9709 January 1, 2022

Too Legit Midget

A company that employees midgets during the seaons that they are not employed as elves. The midgets help people with disabilities which makes them letgit midgets and helps them make money.

"Yo I paid that midget to help me walk across the street! That midget is too legit!"

or

"You got a too legit midget?!"

Made famous by the Covino and Rich show

by Too Legit December 11, 2012

swiiiiiipe too playy

dan plasen

you need to swiiiiiipe too playy

by lancerisreallll October 7, 2023

Too Pretty To Pull Out

Too Pretty To Pull Out.
(TPTPO, 2P2PO)
*Often a state of mind immediately before post nut clarity.*

-When a girl is so attractive that a guy forgets to pull out.
-When a guy is about to pull out but looks at an attractive girls face and she looks like a good mother.

Nancy: "OMG John, did you just give me a creampie?!"
John: "Oh yeah, sorry I forget to pull out because you are so pretty."

Steve: "hey John, why did you get Nancy pregnant?"
John: "she was just too pretty to pull out."

by 5harp February 19, 2025

Lurne Hao Too Cspel

Combination: a funny misspelling of "learn how to spell". Appeared as a Running gag in the object show "inanimate insanity".

Bro: This really costs 20 "nickles"
Nick Le: Lurne Hao Too Cspel

by mrbeast539275 April 14, 2025

Too rough to be true

Someone that thinks they are tougher than anybody else.

The guy/girl was too rough to be true.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

Too Blessed to Rest

You have worked so hard, both physically and mentally, to see the world in all its wonder that you can't stop now. Keep driving yourself to greater heights, fostering more fulfilling relationships, nurturing your inner peace, and experiencing overall soulful happiness. Not to be mistaken for monetary wealth this statement rides on gratitude for what you have been given and the ongoing journey we all have to keep that mindset.

I am so grateful for all the opportunities in my life, I am too blessed to rest.

by Dwayne DT May 8, 2024