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shake n bake

A Sexual term which includes a comination of fetishes. Shake n Bake is when one of the two engaging members deficates in a bag which is then placed over the head of the other member, similar to seasoning a chicken. Now, to satify not only the affixiation and defication fetishes, the person then gets "shaken" by having a noose tied around the neck and over a ceiling fan which is oscilating at a low speed. Extremely dangerous, but enjoyable if that is your thing.
I can't believe she asked me to give her a Shake n Bake

I should not have eatin Thai food before trying to Shake n Bake.
by BlackDogPub December 19, 2007
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shake my hand boi

person 1: is dat a new shirt bruv?
Person 2: Yer man
Person 1: SHAKE MY HAND BOI!
by CG October 10, 2003
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B.B. Shakedown

The B.B. Shakedown is the most strenuous sexual position known to man. Many argue this title belongs to the Italian Chandelier, but in reality, the B.B. Shakedown requires the most physical exertion of any sex position. It is when the man supports himself on the floor with only one hand (two if he must) as the female latches on to his body in the missionary position, but her back is not touching the ground, so she is only hanging on by her arms and legs. The male then does pushups with the female attatched to him, while she humps the guy. The man thus must support both his own and the womans weight, while the woman hanging must support her own body while doing upward pelvic thrusts against gravity. Only two people are known to be able to do this amazing feat. One is me, and the girl knows exactly who she is. Be jealous.
Guy 1- "Oh man, I woke up today and my abs and arms hurt so much, you dont even know."
Guy 2- "Really? what did you do?"
Guy 1- "Me and ::insert girls name here:: decided to try the B.B. Shakedown last night. It was incredible."
Guy 2- "You. Are. A. God."
by Vegetable Lo Mike December 9, 2008
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shake hands with the unemployed

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do
When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"
by Monodon July 27, 2004
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The Shake

The essence of the raw Rock & Roll spirit, The Shake’s music is hook-laden, riff-driven, and loud. Just like their hometown of New York City, their music is self-aware, but never pretentious or uninviting.

In just three short years, the Shake has released two critically-acclaimed albums. Their debut disc, Kick It, propelled the band through the ranks of the New York City indie rock scene. Their second album, Well, Oh Well, revealed a more mature facet of the band. With more introspective subject matter, a more deliberate and radio-friendly sonic palette, and darker arrangements, Well, Oh Well was viewed by many as the next step forward for the band and the older brother to the Shake’s freshman effort.

2009 brings with it the release of the band's new single, “Galleries,” a first look at the Shake's newest material. The next step in the band's musical evolution, "Galleries" gives a voice to all those frustrated with the phony and self-delusional aspects of the artistic world, pleading for honesty with a group that prides itself on its exaggerated sense of self- importance.

Jon Merkin and Eliad Shapiro, former high school band mates, formed The Shake in the summer of 2005. “The first few times we sat down, we churned out a lot of songs,” explains Merkin. Shapiro recalls, “We were impressed with how well we meshed together. We really compliment each other nicely in terms of writing melodies, chords and lyrics and the first few times we played together, there was a real energy.”

In their search for a bassist, Merkin and Shapiro recruited Stein, who Merkin met while traveling abroad during his summer before starting college. Their search for a drummer led them to Vishal Kumar, a fellow student at Columbia University and a seasoned session drummer and performer. In his short career, Kumar has performed in numerous venues including Madison Square Garden and recorded for dozens of prominent artists and producers. Together, Stein and Kumar make up the mighty rhythm section that drives the music of the Shake.

Unlike other groups, each member of The Shake is schooled in a different style of music, and draws from a wide pool of influences including rock, blues, jazz, punk, and electronic music. The result is what they call “a constantly evolving, more musically diverse style of rock that utilizes distinct melodies and harmonies in order to maintain a straightforward and familiar feel that still sounds fresh. In their short time as a band, the Shake has already been featured in a major motion picture, shared the stage with internationally acclaimed acts such as Richard Lloyd (of Television), the Mooney Suzuki and the Living End. They’re just getting started and show no signs of slowing down.
The Shake's music is awesome! I should definitely buy their CDs!
by Shake Fan April 8, 2009
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shakefist

1. A term used to represent shaking your fist at someone via the internet
in the sense of an EMOTICON.

2. When using it as a plural (ie. shakeS fist) or as an ACTION, then the proper usage would be "shakes fist" as two SEPERATE words.
Examples:

1. :shakefist:

2. :shakes fist at (place name here):
by Grammar/Spelling Police September 21, 2005
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Shake

Like sick and sound, but more modern.

That is shaken.
That is a shake top.
by treding it up October 10, 2011
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