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by S A P N December 24, 2010
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if your looking at this right now........get your mind out of the gutters and get a life!
i had sex with your mom
by Thisbe Your Girl March 26, 2011
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The thing mommy and daddy did to make you.
"Your mother and I had sex. So in a few months, you'll have a baby brother or sister. If it's neither or both, mommy and daddy will just have to try again. If it ends up looking 'darker' than you mommy and myself, I'll teach you all about DNA testing."
by bigmak93 July 22, 2014
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Sex is like maths

You add the bed
You subtract the clothes
You divide the legs
And you pray that you donโ€™t multiply!
Idk what to write here ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป
Sex is just sex.
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Kristine refers to an animal in the sack. Her one-tracked mind only thinks about the female speices. All kristines are lesbians. Beware as they hunt they're prey in the dark (while naked) and can pounce at any moment. Kristine is a sexually aggresive individual.
This girl is a sexually aggresive animal in the sack. Sometimes she hunts prostitutes for a living and humps them in a bush. If you have this name, you are positively a lesbian.
by krisy... x January 14, 2008
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So amazingly hot, fantastic, gorgeous that they are equivalent to the embodiment of sex
by Shtewkitteh August 9, 2010
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Sex is like math:

You add the bed,

Subtract the clothes,

Divide the legs,

And pray you don't multiply.
sex...thatโ€™s the only kinda math i like....
by moorea/lucy May 14, 2018
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