robert is a really sexy guy. he is always the most caring person in the world. if you have a friend named robert you need to keep them. they usually have thick dicks that cum alot. robert has a lot of experience with kids. he is a good babysitter and you must make out with a robert. he is a great husband and father for children. he is great at math, mariokart, and technology. if you are named robert you are good at all deez things.
robert is a very nice person
by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022
Get the robertmug. Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020
Get the Doing a John Robertsmug. Hollywood's COMEBACK KID! Started in the '80s, had ups and downs, but blasted back as IRON MAN. A talented actor with CHARM and charisma, he's the billionaire superhero we all wanna be!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: "Who's your favorite Avenger?"
Person 2: "Gotta be Robert Downey Jr., man! Tony Stark himself!"
A list of comma-separated tags: COMEBACK KID, IRON MAN, AVENGERS, Tony Stark, Hollywood, CHARM, superhero.
Person 1: "Who's your favorite Avenger?"
Person 2: "Gotta be Robert Downey Jr., man! Tony Stark himself!"
A list of comma-separated tags: COMEBACK KID, IRON MAN, AVENGERS, Tony Stark, Hollywood, CHARM, superhero.
by courtofowls August 23, 2023
Get the Robert Downey Jr.mug. by Free r kelly January 21, 2022
Get the Robert Salvester Kellymug. 
Robert Goodwin is a very funny guy. He is extremely hot and can be super kind to everyone. He is also can be the new kid in the school yet still be very nice towards others.
by Howewwe June 5, 2018
Get the robert goodwinmug.