Jimmy Palmer

A 20 oz glass filled halfway with Jim Beam and halfway with Coke. Like an Arnold Palmer but it chose violence

Rural Joe got wrecked on that Jimmy Palmer

by The car whisperer June 2, 2025

pink palm puff

the girliest most demure hoodie company u will ever see

"what are you wearing?"

"its a pink palm puff hoodie!"

by imalwayslazy August 13, 2025

Cold Palmer

When you put your hand in ice water so you can't feel it, then start jerkin the gherkin.

Man i gave myself a cold palmer last night and I swear it felt like someone else was doing it.

by Potato architect August 22, 2025

Stu Palmer

When you become the CEO of a 200M company and the first year in charge report a 14M loss.

Hey guys watch me Stu Palmer this company

by Johnny 6969 February 4, 2026

King Palmala

A person guilty of police contact / contract forgery, fraud, and fraudulant misrepresentation, and embezzlement in a payroll diversion scheme, where King Palmala, signs all of the contracts and collects pay for several different "ghost-employee".

King Palmala will often masturbate and then mislead others into believing that there is a relationship and that they represent their intended victum.

King Palmala, may or my not be guilty of indentured servitude, slavery, forced prostitution. However, the intended victum maybe unaware that they are in a human trafficking situation, or that they are expected to do a job.

Yeah, King Palmala signing everything again.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

TIGER PALM

The act of inserting a generous amount of Tiger balm into one’s urethra and packing it down with a palm like motion.

Went to the massage parlor and instead of the happy ending I paid extra for the Tiger palm

by Grandlungz&Riddler January 18, 2026

Petting the Palm Pixi

A euphemism for masturbation.

Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."

As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called. I was Petting the palm pixi.

by Hey old man! April 7, 2011