When a man is having sexual intercourse but also very badly needs to urinate, he begins to pee a little while his cum load is shooting out. This happens to all men. If they deny this, they are a fucking liar.
Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.
Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.
Miles: "Dude...last night I was about to blow my snot all over this chick's mouth when all of the sudden...I felt IT coming on."
Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"
Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"
Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."
Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".
Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."
Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"
Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"
Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."
Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".
Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."
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Can only use the word in moderation, i.e once a week
Can only use the word in moderation, i.e once a week
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When someone claims they will do a certain action - something as simple as stating they will piss in a bush - whether it be hypothetical or humorous, as soon as someone replies with “Gobby Peanuts”, their word is solidified and the action must be completed.
There are rules:
You cannot tell someone to do something and add “Gobby Peanuts”. The person who is Gobby Peanutted MUST vocally express the action in theory first.
The action in question does not have to be completed immediately. As long as it does get completed.
When someone claims they will do a certain action - something as simple as stating they will piss in a bush - whether it be hypothetical or humorous, as soon as someone replies with “Gobby Peanuts”, their word is solidified and the action must be completed.
There are rules:
You cannot tell someone to do something and add “Gobby Peanuts”. The person who is Gobby Peanutted MUST vocally express the action in theory first.
The action in question does not have to be completed immediately. As long as it does get completed.
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