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Peenut

When a man is having sexual intercourse but also very badly needs to urinate, he begins to pee a little while his cum load is shooting out. This happens to all men. If they deny this, they are a fucking liar.

Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.
Miles: "Dude...last night I was about to blow my snot all over this chick's mouth when all of the sudden...I felt IT coming on."

Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"

Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"

Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."

Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".

Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."
by Pantieraid May 20, 2016
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peanuts

I got a bunch of worthless books for peanuts.
by Light Joker January 30, 2005
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Yummy Peanuts

When you are 100% serious and not lying. It is a word that is used when you can't tell if the person is lying or telling the truth.

Can only use the word in moderation, i.e once a week
"Dude, Dominic is lying."
"Nah man. He said Yummy Peanuts"
by Dynamo110 May 8, 2018
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Gobby Peanuts

When someone is assigned a task they cannot refuse.

When someone claims they will do a certain action - something as simple as stating they will piss in a bush - whether it be hypothetical or humorous, as soon as someone replies with “Gobby Peanuts”, their word is solidified and the action must be completed.

There are rules:
You cannot tell someone to do something and add “Gobby Peanuts”. The person who is Gobby Peanutted MUST vocally express the action in theory first.
The action in question does not have to be completed immediately. As long as it does get completed.
That girl’s hot... I might go talk to her!”

“Gobby Peanuts! Can’t back down now!”
by lifeofpib April 13, 2021
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Boiled Peanuts

When you are in the sun and your "peanuts" start to sweat so hard they salt up and become a shriveled mess sort of like your face.
"Bro i'm making some boiled peanuts it's so hot."
by Ulikesome Goodluvin June 4, 2014
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say peanuts without the t

Chad: “Say peanuts without the T.”
Virgin: “Oh that’s easy! Peanus! OH WAIT OH FUCK.”
by LongJohnJohn September 21, 2020
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ass peanuts

Bite-sized turds. Great as party snacks for the unsuspecting.
I left a bunch of ass peanuts on the floor that I got from my grandma.
by Dan Devine October 17, 2004
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