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google noob

a person who types the entire web address in the google search box,can be modified to fit yahoo,ask,etc.
google noob types in google search box:
________________________
|www.mesonooby.com/andgay|

friend:your such a google noob......mr bush!!!
by american.dream_eater July 20, 2008
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Crust Noob

Eating only the crust on a well made pizza that is not stuffed crust. Also being a total failure in anything you attempt
Kyser was a crust noob last night, total failure at Pizza Hut
by Uzi507 March 17, 2010
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pure-blooded noob

1. A noob that comes from a family of noobs.
2. A person that seems to be doing everything for the first time.
3. A person who can win once or twice at something and lose the rest of the time of they spend playing.
1.Parents(noobs) ask:"What room is the parent teacher conference in?"
Pure-blooded noob answers:"I don't know, they said that there would be a poster saying where it will be held."
*The poster is right behind them*

2.Pure-blooded noob:"How are you suppose to bubble in the buubles in a scantron? Are we suppose to write our name in the TAKS test booklet? If we can write our name in the TAKS test booklet, it means that we can write our answers in it right?"
*The person has taken the test for 8 years*

3.*Two friends playing slayer in Halo*
Pure-blooded noob:"Yes,I killed you first and you didn't even hurt me"
*End of the game: pure-blooded noob killed friend 1 time; friend killed pure-blooded noob 25 times*
by Buenohead2482161 April 2, 2009
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Xbox Noob

An Xbox Noob: Here are some examples that set Xbox Noobs apart:
Xbox Noob: I don't understand keyboard controls, there's too many buttons!

Xbox Noob: *found a top 10 video game hero poll* OMG MASTER CHIEF FOR THE WIN!

Xbox Noob: I'm going to post a video of me getting ridiculous no-scope headshots on CoD 4 on YouTube.

Xbox Noob: OMG CoD 4 is so much better than CoD 5. God!

They think Xbox Originals were better than the PS2.

They think Xbox 360's have better graphics than PC's.

They think Halo is better than Half-Life.

They make fun of people who have Xbox Live Silver.
by Eilrahc Snrub November 1, 2009
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toal noob

A toal noob, aka total noob is someone who sucks at video games.
weiland cant even kill bots, what a toal noob.
by SvenTheConqueror June 11, 2006
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fucken noob

A noob that is sooooo fucken anoying.
I was playing Halo 3 last night on live an a fucken noob asked me if I wanted to hump his dead body.
by Nighthawk07 November 28, 2007
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FAMAS Noob

(n.) A person who, when playing the popular video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 online, consistently wishes the use the French burst-fire assault rifle, the FAMAS. Typically known as a noob as the FAMAS is the first assault rifle available and is extremely accurate and powerful, therefore forever annoying opponent players.
"Urrgghhh!!! How the hell did he get me!? I had a SPAS-12!!! Urgh, FAMAS noob!!!!" *shakes fist*
by Standamanisdabest March 5, 2010
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