Pump-fake

When you accidentally or purposefully go from penetrating a vagina to slightly but forcefully pounding the anus and then pulling back creating the "ouch" panic moment without extremely hurting the rectum

I was pounding felisha last night and hit her with the pump-fake just to let her know that i could tear that ass up!

by 9inchN8s September 7, 2019

fake ailyn

Fake Ailyn means that she can be really nice once you meet her, but in reality, she is a fake ass bitch. She is the new pretty girl, and you want to be friends with her. You tell her everything that's going on in your life whether it's sad, or happy, and she can tell everyone in your school after. Oh! She also likes to steal everyone's boyfriend and not tell you about it, until you find out (which hits you emotionally hard.)

You: Hey girl! OMG let me tell you about my new boyfriend. He's so hot and so loving.
Fake Ailyn's (Thoughts in mind): Yesss! I'm about to play him.
Fake Ailyn: Oh for reals? Damn girl you got yourself a good one!

by 21_Savage_queen October 22, 2017

fake cold

A popular weather term for periods in the winter with cold stagnant air and inversions in the valleys, but fresh and warm air up in the mountains. Called "fake" because there is no cold air source other than what the inversion itself creates.

'Cold gloomy days and ice showers in the valley basin were actually caused by fake cold. Everyone outside the basin had enjoyed the warmth of spring for several days on end.'

by Bonneromics December 30, 2012

Fake Asian

Someone who has one caucasian parent and another parent of Asian descent.

E.g. Natalie Chapman is Fake Asian

by De Bushman November 14, 2020

Fake-hawk

A fake-hawk is the new hairstyle that has been adopted by whining, crying, emo-metal bands.
It incorporates a normal, short to medium length haircut that is shaped, ultimately through products such as gel or spray, into a simulated mo-hawk. The hair molded up toward the center line of the head from the
back of the neck to the forehead, but unlike a true mo-hawk, the hair on the sides of the head remain. Also called a poser-hawk.

"Hey, look at Jimmy with his goofy ass fake-hawk."

by RockNRollBen June 23, 2008

Fake wiener

The forbidden sign used to signify a mating call to all memers

Use the approved poses if you wanna be a memer. Peace signs, bunny ears, fake wiener

by Dr. Juerdo Titsgo January 17, 2019

Jaffa-fake

A term used to describe footballers wives, or alike, who wear fake suntans that leave the skin with an orange complexion.

The woman's a total jaffa-fake.

by GazzerB August 25, 2008