macroeconomics

The study of MAAAA DIIIICK. Since it is so big.

"Hey girl, wanna go back to my apartment to study some macroeconomics?"

by jonah falcon April 21, 2012

Microsoftie

*One who highly endorses Microsoft.

*One who works for Microsoft.

"I'd like to be a Microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

microwave heart

If a person is faking being nice to someone then they do not have a warm heart they have a microwave heart. The heat of the heart and the niceness of the person are both being faked!

A teacher passes by person 1 and 2 (they both hate each other) in the hallway. Person 1 kicks person 2.

Person 1: Oh my god! I'm so sorry! Did I hurt you?

Person 2: Screw you with your microwave heart!

by Dr. M0 September 15, 2009

Microphallus

A very, very small penis.

Guy 1: "Hey I heard Jalen Roberts has a microphallus!"
Guy 2: "Yeah! His penis is even smaller than young thugs!"

by Ralen Joberts February 12, 2017

Dirty Microwave

When you have sex with a girl for 1 minute and when you pull out the middle of your penis is cold and the surrounding area is burning lava hot

"Man last night I Dirty Microwaved my girlfriend and she ended up burning her tongue"

by Go Pencils!! August 27, 2013

fart in a microphone

1. A phrase used to describe the release of an inferior new album by a popular or critically acclaimed musical act, the belief being that said band is so popular they could "fart in a microphone", release it, and sell a million copies.

2. A release by an artist whose popularity has eclipsed the music's quality.

U2 have some pretty awesome albums, but their last one was like a fart in a microphone - people just buying them because it says "U2" on the cover.

by the shoegazer October 20, 2010

macrophile

%10 of the population. A person who manages to get a fetish before they hit peuberty... about big people. A lot of them like feet. A lot of them don't. They're kinda weird.

Did I mention they're harder to get out of the closet than homosexuals?

Your brother. And that guy who spends most of his time near the water cooler at work. Did you know that YOU're a macrophile, too? I'll bet you didn't.

by The ANONYMOUS, Anonymous Coward October 22, 2006