john savio 

John Savio, 21, the creator, producer, actor, and visionary behind "The Weird World of Savio Show", a hilarious comedy show on public access Pinellas (Florida). Also has skills with Apple computers, sewing machines, screenprinting, and ebay. Last but not least, and Italian, and thus, a romantic.

Dude...you made that? You're totally going all John Savio on us.

john savio by Olivia T August 16, 2006

John Morrison 

Quite possibly the greatest wrestler in SmackDown history, behind Jeff Hardy, the Undertaker, Hulk Hogan and of course The Rock. Way better than John Cena, and 100 times better than HHH.

Dude, John Morrison is sooo awesome!

John Morrison by Phenomenal1 September 11, 2009

John Kasich 

1. Probably the worst Governor in Ohio history. Wants to cut public workers' rights for collective bargaining, yet he appoints all of his cronies to his cabinet, and gives them all raises.

2. A typical Republican.

John Kasich is a pathetic excuse of a man.

John Kasich says that a police officer treated him like crap when he was pulled over, yet the video clearly shows the opposite. He then proceeds to call the officer an idiot later on when campaigning.

John Kasich by FcktheGOP November 3, 2011

John Shields

The name of a man that tells stories, or as we know them as tall tales, every problem he has ever had was fixed by blaming someone else and denying any and all involvement, he is what we call the Infantry POG, he's Infantry but acts like a POG (person other then Grunt) only leads by yelling but has no leadership ability, what some would call lost in the sauce, his nick names are saucy, powder, candle stick, and can't get right

Don't be a John Shields

John Shields by Elmothesnowking February 27, 2017

John Champe 

a bunch of over privileged white kids who don’t ever do shit but party.

a group of ratchet black people who act like they’re from the hood but for real grew up in Loudoun County and wear gucci belts

a whole lotta indian asian people who try way too hard like damn

the kids at John Champe trynna act tough

John Champe by coochiememe January 15, 2019

John Gotti 

John Gotti was the last of a breed of mobsters or gangsters (not gangstas). Hailing from New York, Gotti was infamous for always beating the court system, many crimes of his were unpunished. He had taken out alot of garbage in his time, if you know what I mean. The world will never see another John Gotti, and he still has an influence on the world today. But with ridiculous shows like Growing Up Gotti, and a whack wannabe thug named Irv Gotti, the media will only tarnish his name.

John Gotti started as a truck robber, and look at the ranks he reached in the crime world. There will never be another criminal of his caliber, or as respectable as him.

John Gotti by Your Father February 7, 2005

John Hancock 

(n.) American shipping magnate and possible smuggler who became famous for his role in the American Revolution. He served as President of the Second Continental Congress, was famously a signatory to the Declaration of Independence, and later became the first post colonial governor of Massachusetts. In addition to these accomplishments, Hancock was a prolific author on the subject of masturbation. He wrote several authoritative treatises on the matter (several of which were banned on the orders of George Washington), and famously challenged the widely-held opinion of his fellow Founding Father, Dr. Benjamin Rush, that masturbation caused blindness and hairy palms.

John Hancock was one of America's most illustrious founding fathers and early sex educators.

John Hancock by Dylan *@*@DaShizz@*@* July 29, 2009