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3 branches of hipsters

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Goth, indie, and scene

Goth:
Emo is a branch of goth, they wear dark colors and dye their hair black. They are not fun people to be with.

Indie:
People that wear their old 3-D glasses with the lenses punched out. To look cool. not fun to be with due to them being very annoying and pretentious.

Scene:
The girls that cut their hair in choppy layers and dye it weird colors. Nobody likes these girls due to them being awkward outcasts that try to stand out.

All groups wear excessive amounts of eyeliner and nobody enjoys their presence.
Have you heard about the 3 branches of hipsters?
Yeah I feel Leanna fits all 3!
Yeah except the whole goth thing
No shes pretty goth too
by Tammy G1 August 21, 2012
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Hipsters Gonna Hip

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When a hippie is into weird elitist things and tries to boast about it to everyone around them. If you don't comply, you are a piece of shit.
Guy: Did what's her face tell you that you need to only buy apple products and only eat raw plants otherwise, you will get cancer?

Girl: Yea, that elitist bitch and all her apple products can go fuck off.

Guy: She will never change, hipsters gonna hip.
by T.J. Dubz June 28, 2012
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hister

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My wife and her hister Peter are discussing the latest in fashions.
by Genevajohn May 31, 2009
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Hopster

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Hopster (n.) One who fits most requirements of a hipster but has a different mind set and engages in hip-hop music.
The hopster wore skinny jeans but did not ride a fixie.
by Du Monee November 14, 2009
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hopster

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One who fakes orgasm while masturbating.
Richard Veroude is a no-good dirty hopster.
by - May 14, 2003
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A hipsters glory hole is :

A hole carved into a tree, for the sake of masturbatory activities.
Oh man, did you hear about the new Hipsters Glory Hole in the oak up on the hill? I heard martha talking about how hard her husband had enjoyed it the other night.
by ThumpGaming July 25, 2023
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hienie hiester

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One who seeks to be on the pitching side of anal penetration. Typically a male homosexual. Most commonly used by high school students with too much free time on their hands.
Dude! Nathan is such a hienie hiester!
by lundo February 6, 2009
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