Two friends with a mutual friend who is obsessed with her waxing and waning boob size. The constant updates and bulletins regarding above-mentioned boobs are the cement and foundation of the relationship. Sometimes the boob friends may also become real friends, but the boob experience will always remain the core. Boob friends are sometimes also known as "bosom friends", which is an alternate definition of the more common usage of the phrase.
Friends by boob.
Friends by boob.
The boob friends occasionally play a drinking game known as "bosom shot" following every self-mention of the current boob size.
by Bazoongas March 10, 2012
by redseven June 19, 2009
Dude, last night I shot Heidi Montag's boob with my shotgun, it exploded killing 20 and injuring 15 with its boob shrapnel.
by christopherreedtopher April 22, 2010
When a man simultaneously humps a pussy and chokes the underneath side of a woman's boob.
Guys can boob choke themselves alone, or along with anyone they choose, and sometimes it is much approved.
Guys can boob choke themselves alone, or along with anyone they choose, and sometimes it is much approved.
"She likes it when I boob choke her."
Fred
"Then why are you making me boob choke myself Fred?"
Bobby
"Take your hand out from under your 'Goonie boy titties! I told you to boob choke yourself to stay warm."
Fred
"No I'll keep them here. I know why your wife likes this."
Bobby
Fred
"Then why are you making me boob choke myself Fred?"
Bobby
"Take your hand out from under your 'Goonie boy titties! I told you to boob choke yourself to stay warm."
Fred
"No I'll keep them here. I know why your wife likes this."
Bobby
by BLAndTrevor December 01, 2010
A person of male gender who has shockingly large, sticky out nipples, that everyone can see stabbing through their shirt.
by S Mac March 28, 2007
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by Anonymous August 08, 2003