boner

an erectile penis, often a sign of arousal

i sat on his lap and holy crap, he had a boner!

by packing December 28, 2005

Harshing my boner

getting on my nerves, ruining my libido
used in the Gravitation manga series by maki murakami

Dude, stop writing on my face, you're harshing my boner.

by Shuichi April 27, 2004

same boner different jizz

when the penis is still erect after the first orgasm and able to go some more for another orgasm.

That guy wore me out last night! He's got the same boner different jizz.

by peace and redhead grease August 3, 2005

Spicy Boner

Erect penis of ethnic origin. Origins usually consists of counties whose indigenous foods are known to be of a 'spicy' nature.

Changs' spicy boner number 4 sauced all over her face, absolutely glazing the bitch.

by Don't Give Me AIDS September 11, 2010

JOJO BONER

Getting a BONER when watching a JOJO music video.

When i got off work i saw that my brother had covered his jojo boner with a pillow when watching tv.

by Stephan Pinette November 17, 2006

morning boner

A boner that occurs when someone wakes up in the morning usually because the body is automatically holding in urine.

Ugghh, dude. i needed to take a piss but i had a serious morning boner and had to bend over!

by Alex \m/ February 3, 2007

Semi-boner

A semi-boner is when a man's penis is no longer erect after blowing his load or just becoming aroused.

Some guys get a semi-boner to playfuly slap each other in the face with it.

by Tiea September 28, 2008