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The 7 levels of shitting 

Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is

1. I think I may be constipated

2. I need to take my pants off for this shit

3. I may not come out for a while

4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere

5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere

6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out

7. Tell my mommy I love her.
Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"

Person B: "No, I need help."

Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"

Person B: "Number 7..."

Person A: "Oh no dude..."
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Windows 7 

The best browser we will ever have. It features a series of cool function like automatic updates and better built-in antivirus. The OS supports 32GBs of RAM if you are running ultimate version. The cool aero theme and the file explorer makes it even better. It recked Windows Vista, the worst OS in the world except Windows 8. Sadly it had been discontinued by Microsoft and will no longer receive updates. Thank you for your support Windows 7!
Windows 7 by bored hong kong student September 24, 2020

May 7 2010 

This person deserves anything you would offer they are worth more than 137852954262354624665 STARS you If you know someone born on this date you are VERYY lucky!!!
Bobby: dang she was born May 7 2010 she cute and hot she deserves the world!!
Other guys: Facts my guyyyy!!!
May 7 2010 by anonymous March 2, 2021
Today is May 7th
Let’s watch marvel all day!
May 7 by marvel101lol May 4, 2021

September 7 

Take your girl to the movies day, if not the movies then just take her out wherever she wants. Make sure to adore her, love her, fuck her and make sure she knows you love her.
Yo man I just took her to the movies on September 7 and fucked her hard
September 7 by Mommymcdanis September 5, 2021
my bday which where all the cool ppl born from
oct 7 by a busty woman May 1, 2022