two identical rocks in the desert 

Literally the funniest shit ever. it's even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”

Jotaro, Kakyoin and Polnareff: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

two identical rocks in the desert by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it 

A great quote from the philosopher Voltaire.
There is also a great singer named Voltaire.

Idiot: Pineapple Pizza is good
Voltaire: I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it by lordgrim the invcbke February 14, 2021

On the dead homies 

LA version of deadass

On the dead homies, I smashed tf outta her!!

On the dead homies by Pibxrthv August 14, 2017

the doors 

one of the greatest bands of all time

my favorite songs they made are "Light My Fire" and "Touch Me"

the doors by The Doors Rock August 30, 2004

Walking the dinosaur 

When a man walks or jogs, without wearing underwear, and his genetalia is visable.

It looks as if Johnny was out walking the dinosaur this morning.

Hey look that dude's walking the dinosaur!

Walking the dinosaur by LouBalooga December 25, 2008

The Dead Milkmen 

The Dead Milkmen are possibly one of the best punk bands ever, with probably the best sense of humor. Good band with a lot of good songs.

Mike- Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Jack- I don't know.
Mike- Word around town is that you're gonna go see The Dead Milkmen.
Jack- Yeah, I'm thinkin' about goin to see The Dead Milkmen

The Dead Milkmen by Nathan Fuggin' Evans April 17, 2005

put on the dog 

Put on (the) dog is an expression that means ‘to make a display of wealth or importance, especially by dressing stylishly and flashily’. It’s similar in meaning to the later expression put on the ritz.

"In preperation for the large party, Bill really 'put on the dog'.

put on the dog by Jacob Schlegel August 3, 2007