smacsadent

When you accidently smack into someone's car.

oopps! I shouldn't have ran that red light, I almost caused a smacsadent!

by sugar2009 March 11, 2009

smash n trash

When you have sex with a girl (smash) and then shit talk her behind her back (trash). Generally only done by douches.

Person 1- Dude, that chick Ruby is a total buster.
Person 2- Didn't you nail her?
Person 1- Of course. It's the classic "smash n trash".
Person 2- Dooooooooouche.

by poony mctang July 12, 2010

smash dog

when a man is having sex with a woman then he pulls out and smashes his dick with a hammer

yesterday, i smash dogged myself when i was banging my girlfriend

by ricky flanders November 3, 2010

smaples

1. eyelash lint

2. clumps of mascara left behind from a sloppy makeup job

1: Bro, what's on your eye?

2: Just some smaples, bro.

1: Gnarrrly, bro. But you might wanna get that off.

2: I'm workin on it.

---- or ----

1: OMG, Haily, you have smaples on your eyes!!!!

2: OMG WHERE WHERE GET IT *rubs eyes*

1: You got it :))))

2: Ok let's go shopping :)

by Squishy Wishy March 9, 2011

smashammered

When you are at the point of intoxication far beyond smashed or hammered.

Man 1: Dude, how was the party last night?

Man 2:I can't remember, I was smashammered last night...

Man 1: I'll just assume it was good.

by Spencestar March 17, 2011

Smash Schedule

The time between meeting a girl and when you engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!

by jRob917 October 29, 2011

Smash Headlights

The act of 2 females rubbing their boobs together in a sexual manner.

Those dykes are going to go home and smash headlights.

by wade1485 July 27, 2012