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The American flag shaft 

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.
John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives
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Get bussin' on shawty

A term used to encourage your pal to get with a girl.
What you doin' sittin' around? Get bussin' on shawty!
Get bussin' on shawty by kobesbuddy February 26, 2023

the 60th shaft 

When a bald headed man named Lance bends you over and goes to town on a Wednesday afternoon.
"I was trying to go to lunch when I was suddenly awarded the 60th shaft"

Shake down shawty 

Hey no more trays on the line shake down shawty.

Gassed Up Shawty

A : I just got me this gorgeous woman
B : She a gassed up shawty?
A : Yea, everything w her is kosher

Painting the Shaft

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows vaginal and/or anal missionary sex. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Buttered Sausage.
I accidentally walked in on Gerald “painting the shaft” after he pulled out of Mikey’s asshole and nutted all over his boner.

“All balls no shaft”

The definition of a guy that’s always right. He never does anything wrong and it’s always his workers fault if something happens. He’s all bark no bite.
Andrea said he’s “all balls no shaft” to Tony’s son when they were arguing.