plant pot

an insult written by eylo

“oi kate you fucking plant pot”

by thisisnoteylo May 4, 2021

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023

boiling tea pot

Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging

“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”

“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”

by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020

Local Pot Spot (LPS)

A local/nearby location which is safe to smoke at without being caught.

Troye Sivan: Hey, do you know where there's a local pot spot (LPS)?

Security Guard: Yes, you can go to that balcony over there.

by BiStander June 12, 2018

Pot attack

When you smoke pot and a few minutes later pass smooth out. Almost like you die and then come back to life.

Last night I was smoking pot with my friends, then all the sudden sherri had a pot attack, we thought she died.

by messy bun2 November 3, 2022

pot fuck

A party where everyone brings their wife and they all share

Hey Randy you going to the pot fuck? I heard Tim's wife is smoking hot.

by CloudJumper November 11, 2020

Nutty pot

When ready to ejaculate on your partners face, you put the tip of your penis against their nostril and blow your load, cleaning out their sinuses.

I was all congested till my husband gave me a nutty pot last night.

by Romasu December 29, 2021