stealthy poo

When you need to poo in an unfamiliar territory, such as a coworker's house, and hide it by sneaking away to the bathroom when the host is preoccupied. Best if able to return before the host acknowledges you had left.
"Shit, I don't know if I can hold until I get back home. Guess I gotta try a stealthy poo."
by Protoss Executor September 13, 2011
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poo lord

the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, the overall best guy massive shlong btw,
poo lord da best guy heeeyaw
by poo lord January 19, 2021
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poo lord

the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, massive shlong btw
poo lord is da best
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wild pooing

Dooing a number two in the countryside without toilet roll in preference to using a toilet.

Origin: Glenbuchat, Strathdon, Aberdeenshire.
Oh no where is my child? He is out wild pooing.
by lizziebbad June 07, 2013
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Poo Jogging

When you have to shit, and have to speedwalk to the bathroom with your ass cheeks clenched together holding back the chunky hot chocolate attempting to burst forth from your anus like a frothy brown geyser.
"I almost got knocked out the other day walking down the hall..."

"What happened?"

"Drew ended up coming around the corner and running into me almost running it seemed, and then didn't even say he was sorry... And then jogged to the bathroom afterwards really awkwardly..."

"Ah, he was Poo Jogging... I bet you cost him that pair of underwear, dangerous game."
by Phreakin October 18, 2019
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Poo Train

A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes
Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck
by nounentity October 18, 2017
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Rhysis poo

A person that gives you lots of pictures of themself and is called Rhys that you would 10/10 do if you where male 🫶
My Rhysis poo is so hot
by Sumo_wastaken November 13, 2022
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