Urban Dictionary: Definitions by lizziebbad

A knew

A knew is a cross between a pew and a knee. It can be used if a cat uses your knee as a pew.

My cat loves to sit on a knew.

A knew by lizziebbad August 20, 2023

It's a special type of seat which is shaped like a knee but also resembles a pew.

My cat likes to sit on a knew.

A Knew by lizziebbad August 20, 2023

Dooing a number two in the countryside without toilet roll in preference to using a toilet.

Origin: Glenbuchat, Strathdon, Aberdeenshire.

Oh no where is my child? He is out wild pooing.