pearl syrup

Another term for cum, or sperm.

I gave her/him pear syrup :^)
There was pearl syrup all over the mouth

by BBW, Big Black Widow May 15, 2016

pearston

A pearston is the name of the mating call of a person called Preston. It is done by the Preston slapping his penis on the floor causing a slapping noise which vibrates within the head of females and attracts them in large amounts.

Woa what are you pearston or something?

by Sahdude June 2, 2016

Pearl Johnson

A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.

Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."

by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016

pear bum

Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.

When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.

by Vorlon007 August 23, 2016

pearl river resort

A shitty group of casinos in Mississippi owned by the Choctaws. Known for its rude employees, tight slots, slow drinks and WASTED locals.

Man Pearl River Resort sucks, I'm going to the coast.

by 215634 December 20, 2016

Pearl Harbor

When a flock of geese fly overhead start shitting simultaneusly

Person 1: "hey Bert, aren't birds just so cool?"

Person 2: "yeah Ernie, I always thoug...
*geese fly overhead and start shitting simultaneously*
Both: "OH FUCK NOT PEARL HARBOR!"

by Jack Handelson January 29, 2017

Pearl-Harbor

1) To catch an unsuspecting individual(s) by surprise
2) To catch someone on a lie and expose them when they least expect it

"They all think I don't know anything, wait until I Pearl-Harbor their asses."

by KURUMA February 1, 2017