Dirt road Sarah

My besties she gave some bomb head on a dirt road. Aka dusty
Dirt road Sarah gave me some bomb ass head last night.
by Dusty August 13, 2017
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Old town road

Literally THE ONLY THING MY ANNOYING FRIENDS SING. You got to admit it is a good song.
If your teachers want to do a parody of this don’t let them it will not end out great...
It’s good I guess.
I’m going to take my horse on the old town road
by Stupid as usual October 08, 2019
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Mandatory Road Head

When going on an elongated excursion with a female riding shotgun it is an obligation to said female that for every two hours of said excursion she preform oral sex upon your member
A: How was the 8 hour drive from Jersey to Maine with your girl?
B: it was great! especially the Mandatory Road Head
by BalerionTBlackDread February 02, 2017
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dirt road diary

The soiled remnants of a toilet paper roll after being glued to a toilet due to illness.
Can you replace your dirt road diary in the bathroom, Kristen? It's gross AF, I'm not changing that.
by Franklyn H July 31, 2022
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stationary road head

When your lady shows up to your work during lunch break to suck you off in your car on the company parking lot.
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday and gave me some stationary road head out in the parking lot.
by 1machinist November 17, 2020
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Rocky Road Sunday

For Male/Female Anal Sex During Menstruation with use of a Tampon.

The Male Partner vigorously and repeatedly

penetrates the Feminine Anus until He Climaxes. With Full Ejaculation while the Penis is inside the Rectal Cavity.*

The Male Partner then lays on his back with his mouth wide open. The Female Partner then Strattles or Squats with her Anus directly above the Male's open Orifice. She then defecates into his mouth and then pulls out the soiled Tampon and sticks it into the semen infused fecal material.

The end result giving the appearance of a Rocky Road Sunday with a Cherry on top.

*(see Anal Cream Pie)
The Old Lady was on her rag last weekend and the filthy whore gave me the Rocky Road Sunday treatment, man I love that woman.
by Stoic Trucker June 07, 2023
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carolina road block

When two cars on the highway are moving at the same speed next to each other therefore blocking the road for faster traffic to move.
Dan: hey man you said youd be here 10 minutes ago wya
Todd: sorry man I got stuck behind a Carolina Road Block
by supadoop July 14, 2018
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