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National Jerk and a Wipe Day 

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe
Related Words

ethical jerk 

where you jerk off to your partner’s media content and not to media content of other people.
yea bro i just had an ethical jerk to my girl
ethical jerk by lukeceline June 28, 2024

word jerk 

This is an exclamation that you say to someone who has put you in a frustrated state that you are unable to deliver a comeback because they so brilliantly insulted you.
Benny: "Yeah, now you listen here, you trifflin' trick ass brick-faced bitch with no play all day who never gonna get laid!"
Sean: "You're nothin' but a word jerk! Just leave me alone I'll get mine."
Benny: "Ahhhh hahahaaa!!!"
word jerk by von groovy July 3, 2024

Hexagon-Jerk 

a Hexagon-jerk is a six person activity where you spread your legs on the ground with other people in the shape of a hexagon and jerk off the person to your left.
Josh: yo bro do you wanna go Hexagon-jerk with Gary, Brian, Jimmy, and Steve
Mike: HELL YEAH MAN I'D LOVE TO
Hexagon-Jerk by luimity July 21, 2024

turkle jerk 

A group of 4 or more turkish males conversing and or planning with each other. Speaking over one another, While over complicating the simplest of tasks.
Barish and his cronies have turned this entire situation into the biggest turkle jerk.
turkle jerk by Kennerplaya August 11, 2024

DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday…. I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.
DodecaHE-Jerk by Lingtora August 13, 2024