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Jesus Chillers 

Also referred to as "JC's"

1- Freakishly comfortable flip-flops, or throwback style moccasin type footwear that one wears when bummin' it. (Like the stuff they wore in biblical days)

2- That group of motivated religious types which inhabit every college campus, have weekly meetings under the same shade tree, and attempt to lure in unsuspecting students at the nearby soda machines.
AFTER A LONG NIGHT:

Skyler: "Yo kev, lets hit up some brunch"
Kevin: "Cool, lemme get down on my Jesus chillers"
Skyler: "tight"
Jesus Chillers by SDGofNEWPORT January 6, 2009
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Jesus Loving Slut

An individual who loves Jesus and other people's partners.
As a firm Jesus Loving Slut, Sharon attends church every Sunday, the day after she sleeps with Jane/Michelle/Karen/Ann/Sophie/Stephanie's boyfriend.
Jesus Loving Slut by Pomodoro April 11, 2010

Jesus Cluny Frog 

A more PG version of Jesus Christ.
Used when angry or suprised, but not so angry/surprised that you forget that an authority figure (i.e. The Man) is in hearing range.
Common in the Diana Tregarde Series by Mercedes Lackey, which is about urban witch Diana's occult investigation service.
*Figure darts out into road*
Diana: Jesus Cluny Frog! *Hits the brakes* What was THAT?!
Bum: *Knocks on window* Spare change, ma'am?
Di: Oh... sure, I--
Bum: *Gets eaten by large demon*
Di: AAAAaaaahhhh!!!

Jesus Ortiz 

A very charming yet serious fellow, has a few laughs now and then, has a very big appetite could swallow a whole town if it was possible yet very gentle wouldn't kill a fly. if this type of guy is not talking then there is a slight hum coming from him that sounds like Mexican or metal music. Anybody can get along with this person of they know how to take jokes and have a huge appetite.
Billy: look at that guy he is mostly serious among everyone except his gf now look at him laugh.

John: that must be a jesus ortiz!
Jesus Ortiz by senora pansona November 8, 2011

Jesus sandals 

When a grown man with a beard wear a pair of leather flip flops
(Man) Hey check out my new sandals honey

(Wife) you mean jesus sandals
Jesus sandals by Funnyguy32 February 28, 2016

Jesus portal 

Smoking weed mixed with DMT out of a bong.
Smoke this Jesus Portal to take a trip to a different dimension
Jesus portal by Midpaqqqqq May 31, 2020

Jesus Christ up the asshole 

Someone so religious that they would take Jesus' dick up the asshole if the bible said so.
Dude your girlfriend would take Jesus Christ up the asshole before you.