Shrimp fried rice

Eating pussy

Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.

by SheboyganLager January 3, 2021

Fried Liver Attack

When you're having reverse-cowgirl sex with someone and you try to spank them, but miss, and wind up slapping their liver instead.

"Yooo I fucked up last night I accidentally gave Mike the Fried Liver Attack! He's gonna leave me for sure, he threw up everywhere!"

by crabapplesouffle November 23, 2020

The World's Crispiest Fries

Fries that are so crispy that will get you to Think about it for hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours...

"Are these the World's Crispiest Fries? Let's Find Out."

*insert 1 hour loop of a NCS Song here*

by TaylorDev_Official November 20, 2023

Chester’s fries

One of the most important things in a middle schooler’s diet.

I don’t know if it’s just my school but these motherfuckers eat these nearly everyday.

When I gave her the bag of Chester’s fries, she ate the bag in one bite.

by MiddleSchoolHumorAtItsPeak May 25, 2023

Fried Egg Nipples

Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.

"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".

Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.

by Neilwarri November 9, 2015

Peeling french fries

"Peeling french fries" is a phrase meaning "Doing everything except the logical answer to something"

"Dude, we just backed into a ditch!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"

by IncyIncoming September 28, 2022

Fried Bologna Sandwich

A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.

After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.

by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024