when a person goes to sit down at a cafeteria table only to find that someone has left some nasty ass food hidden under a napkin that nobody wants to clean up.
I was going to sit there but then I saw the food poop and instead sat next to the curly haired kid
The food poop smells like shit, I have lost my appetite
The food poop smells like shit, I have lost my appetite
by mahsita69 December 3, 2009
Get the food poop mug.When you eat a gigantic amount of food and start growing a food fetus, resulting in the appearance of being 4 months pregnant. Sometimes referred to as a "food baby." Except no one takes photos or has showers when you give birth.
Person 1: Oh how many months pregnant are you?
Person 2: Only since breakfast. I ate at the diner and have a major foodus
Person 2: Only since breakfast. I ate at the diner and have a major foodus
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Get the food boner mug.When a person thinks they are posting images of delicious and tempting food products, but instead are just annoying the hell out of everyone on social media by being constantly obsessed with their daily meals.
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Get the #foodporn mug.the guy and/or hyna that shows up constantly empty handed asking for substance or money that's owed which accumulates to less than 20 dollars that you know you've made up for; Nonetheless, never putting in on a damn thing. "aka" beer/bud or any sort of debauchery
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School food is motherfucking awful and with every scoop of slop you move closer to fucking and it taste like eating filthy asshole
Hey Brad do you like school food? Fuck no you dumbass bitch. That stuff tastes like ass farts in your mouth
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