came face

The distorted face a person makes when they jizz themself

Don had is came face on when that hot chick passed him.

by Dill180 October 4, 2011

chernobyl face

a person who has a jacked up face because it looks like they went through chernobyl and there face became distorted by all the nuclear power plant debris

Austins face is so jack hideous, definitely a chernobyl face.

by pkchlojob January 22, 2014

Con-facing

Active facial expressions that mask your true intentions.

Con-facing-Using your facial expressions to steer the external world away from your true intentions

by Jktofunny November 19, 2022

wife face

The opposite of a whore face.

I could never cum on her face, because she will be/is the mother of my children. She has a wife face

When I fuck her it's not like porn. She doesn't make that slack jawed whore face. She has a wife face

by NotoriousJoyous February 15, 2014

Tone of Face

Having a certain look on your face insinuating a feeling directed to someone you may or may not be communicating with. Similar to challenging someone who speaks to you with a certain "tone of voice".

She looked at me with a disgusted look on her face and I told her, "Don't look at me with that tone of face!"

by camguy69 April 30, 2009

face labia

The lips on a humans face that resembles the labia on a vagina

Ever since botox her face labia have sure been swollen...

by LemmeF1ndOut March 7, 2021

Face Panini

A Face panini is an act of intimacy, in which a male or female performs oral sex on a female; the female then rolls to the side, and squeezes their face with her thighs.

Hey Brad, why is your face so read?

“Before we started our lovemaking, Debby gave me a face panini”

by Tacocat1980 April 24, 2022