Colorado Douchebag

Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.

Why would you invite Rich out to the bar, you know he's a colorado douchebag.

by Yamothasleg March 6, 2021

national douchebag day

For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on

Ellie: happy national douchebag day!
Robert: thanks…

by Little guy 02 August 26, 2021

Double douchebag

Two pricks that are douchebags

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here

by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021

Car Douchebag

Those dudes that drive around at 3AM max fucking throttle with the loudest possible cars.

Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."

by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 9, 2022

Californian douchebag

The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo

Yo bro I gave her the Californian douchebag last night

by Dezzuh February 8, 2023

Mr.douchebag

A idiotic guy who is stupid and is a selfish jerk
a YFM song

a guy who wears sunglasses at 2:00AM

p: dear mr.douchebag
B: we all agree that

d: you are a dumbass
A: why can't you see that

by distro saphira April 30, 2023

Schrodingers Douchebag

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.

OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.

Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?

OP: Calm down it's just a joke.

Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.

by Shittin' November 13, 2023