ceo of cool

The finite leader of dork squad, he is payed in millions of cool points per second. Promoted to leader because the rest of dork squad is made of hobags and sloptarts.

The CEO of Cool just faxed a memo, hernandez' official last name is hobag.

by CEO of Cool April 30, 2008

coolsie fucktard

an annoyingly clueless and perfectly coiffed hipster; spends more money on adornment and haircuts than on food.

I can't stand these wannabe-Jet loser coolsie fucktards. I mean, won't that haircut look ridiculous when they're in their jammies and not those stripey tops and all-over denim?

by peachy keen February 22, 2005

Cool Down

This occurs after you have been aggressively having sex with your partner. Once finished with your shaft still hot, from the friction of your cock and nuts pounding puss as hard as it could, your wife or fuck buddy goes down to your manhood and lightly blows on it.

Once Billy got done checking Tammy's oil, Becky had the heart to give him a cool down.

by Wet Wednesday January 14, 2009

cool

A cool couple is a couple that drinks hot tea in order to heat the lips of one half of the couple and then kiss because the aforementioned hot lips unleash dormant sexual pleasure.

Yeah lets fuck, we're so cool!

by Yellowwoman2 December 4, 2010

Cool Guy

A total tool; a guy who swears he's cool but everyone else knows he's a complete and utter scrub.

Person 1: Bro, he's such a COOL GUY.
Person 2: I know, he wouldn't shut up about his acoustic guitar and how good he is at MMA.
Person 1: I know right? What a tool.

by sarahazombie July 20, 2010

cool

a word that can be used by everyone, young and old and not sound wierd, too modern or used by any certain race.

''wow-we that china tea set you purchased me is really cool mummy''

by dave December 13, 2003

Cool Beans

A really cool restaurant in Toms River, usually the place all the teens in town go to after they go to the decrepit movie theater next door. Known for their great coffee and awesome wraps, as well as the ancient art of karaoke every Monday night. It's got an excellent wait-staff that includes the craziest mofo on the planet Johnny Frana, he belittles and otherwise ridicules all the tweens that come in, but they're too stupid to realize it. The best thing on the menu is the appetizer sampler. In other words, it's the mecca of fun and entertainment if you don't feel like dealing with the bar scene.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight, person 2?
Person 2: I'm gonna go to Cool Beans and watch Johnny belittle some giggling idiots.
Person 1: May I join you for said activity?
Person 2: Of course.

by Echoes917 May 29, 2008