Cartered

Cartered (verb) car-terd : the act of one being rightly spunked on from a tranny and also being used as a handheld fleshlight

Example: Was such a hard day at work today, felt like I got cartered

by Jimm12200 November 9, 2022

Carter

(1) A man (often referred to as the goat) whose last name is usually Silvertooth. He is caring, kind, funny, smart, and loves Sonic. He is very attractive and bags many significant others (preferably masculine men).

(2) Another word for a man on man bj.

James: Bro, last night Christopher cranked a Carter!

John: Do you mean a Silvertooth or a bj? Because, personally, I don't think Christopher is very caring, kind, funny or smart, and I know for a fact he doesn't love Sonic.

by goldtongue November 20, 2022

Carter

To slap someone with a 30 inch black dildo so many times that it knocks them out cold.

Harry is so annoying I just want to carter him.

by Bishbashbosh1993 November 24, 2022

Carter

The ultimate GF simp. Will most definitely dip out on group events & social opportunities at the bar for a good 'ol fashioned booty call. A dork who flexes his "BDE". High five.

Where's Carter going?

His GF's house *tsk tsk*.

by DjangoJohn2023 January 4, 2023

Carter moment

When someone shits themselves or starts to have a mental breakdown

Justin: oh my god he just shit himself and is having a breakdown! Preston: what a Carter moment

by Modx January 14, 2023

Charger'ing

Chargering is the act of a sports team doing the absolute most ridiculous things in order to lose a game.

Wow, Brandon staley is really charger'ing this game away.

by ClutchWon January 14, 2023

Chargering

Chargering
: present participle

- to inexplicably yet reliably lose what should be won
- presenting a comedy of errors leading to loss

The Los Angeles Chargers are up 27 points and have a positive 4-turnover differential, but they’re Chargering and will somehow find a way to lose to the Jaguars in this playoff game.

See also: Chargers v. Jets; Chargers v. Patriots.

by StepOnSnek January 14, 2023