Beached Necker

When a woman of 300lbs or more lays down and gives you head like a seal trying to swallow a traffic cone.

Hey, did you hang out with Sally last night?
Oh, Big Sally from the Valley? Yeah! She even gave me a Beached Necker!

by YourAngerFuelsMe June 9, 2020

OBLP Batch 2011

Like seriously, they're the most awesome batch. EVER.

You're so awesome! You must be from OBLP Batch 2011.

by Shewhomustnotbenamed :"> April 9, 2010

Newport Beach

Home to many hot hoes and fuckboy bros who abuse drugs such as weed, xanax, acid, and alcohol on the daily because they're rich enough to afford that shit everyday. Also many spoiled bitches who rely on their parent's paychecks to get them through life. If you live in newport, you either have an amazing life , or a sucky one because your not apart of the mainstream social life. Every teen in newport has at least 2,000 followers on instagram and all the girls wear thongs to the beach. Guys wear rolled Kakhis and stance socks and girls wear San Lorenzo bathing every fucking where they go. In conclusion, if your looking to hook up with a hot, fucked up, rich blonde, cruise to newport.

Guy one: Damn, that girl in the small bikini popping xans is hot as fuck!
Guy Two: She must be from Newport Beach.

by Badcat275 November 6, 2017

Virginia Beach

Virginia Beach is a very populated city, but we can't forget about the outskirts of town. If you are traveling to Va beach you might want to bring your passport if you are interested in exploring pungo... its a whole new country out there. Be careful you might encounter a lot of ignorance because in the past, Virginia Beach has been ranked the 3rd most conservative city in the NATION. yes the entire NATION. If you go to the beach head towards the northend, that's where you can find the locals. Don't be surprised if every girl looks the same, that's just how it works. BUT be careful CURFEW is 11:00 PM. Lastly, if you go there to go swimming in the ocean then get ready for some brown, dirt, ugly ass non-waves. Hey but at least Virginia Beach is a little relevant... if we exclude pungo.

person: Aw congrats on your new baby! Where did you guys buy a house?
New mom: Oh in Virginia Beach! We couldn't decide on the Great Neck area or the Little Neck area but we found the perfect house in Alanton!

by canInoo February 2, 2019

cat on the beach

a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"

jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach

the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach

the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach

by michael foolsley December 26, 2009

Snorkel Park Beach

THE most fun on the beach in Bermuda.

Island's premier Watersports, Restaurant Grille & Beach Bar, with Live Entertainment and an open air Top 40 NightClub in the Royal Naval Dockyard enjoyed by visitors and locals, families and party people.

Good Food, Good Drinks, the BEST Memories!

Dude: "I'm in Bermuda....what's good?"

Bermudian: "Snorkel Park Beach bie. Go up de roawd an rund de corner to Dockyard. Gurranteed wicked times Don."

by Bermuda Bie March 29, 2010

beach-Clothes

A cheap crap shirt that consists of one primary colour covering the whole shirt with no brand names, something a small medium build,chipped toothed with facial hair kid would wear to the beach.

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by Renton October 24, 2003