Beakerian

A term to describe an activity undertaken with naive, pensive enthusiasm, only to have it blow up in your face as everyone knew it would.

From the Muppet, "Beaker", faithful, flammable assistant to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

A. The Bush administration's handling of the American economy has been shit-screaming clusterfuck.
B. Indeed, Professor. One might almost describe it as fiscally Beakerian.

by jimbles August 16, 2008

Beaver Water

Any liquid near or coming out from the vagina.

Pregnant woman: "My beaver water broke! Get me to a hospital!"

or

"It's so hot, my shorts are soaked in beaver water."

by M&KDictionary June 12, 2009

Beaver Purse

Another word for vagina.

Can I put my keys in your beaver purse?

by TyphoidComa July 30, 2009

Beaver Ticks

Small blood sucking bugs found on the Female Beaver.

Ya after I got done dating shannon somehow I came down with a nasty case of beaver ticks.

by amelancher February 21, 2010

Banera

usually suffers from a case of down syndrom the banera tries to ease the pain by driving his fast k-k-karrr. Usually found alone in its basement playing videogames. It fears the women species and will do whatever nessacary to remain unoticed by their kind. When nervous of having to talk to the female he will emit a strange olger laugh always resulting in a awkward silence. when masturbating he will usually scream while comming im the true master chief!!! (in refrence to halo). he is neither gay nor straight, when feeling ambitous he will go out and stalk the night looking for nice cars to "rear end."

Dude1: (walks up to car with dude2) What the hell is that white stuff in my exhaust pipe?
Dude2: Oh my Gosh! i heard banera was roaming about last night!
Dude1: Crap! i just cleaned my car. Who let that downer out of his cage!

by chimmeychong October 16, 2009

Beaver Song

A song detailing the various actions of a beaver that contains various sexual innuendos.

"Beaver 1, beaver 2. Lets all do the beaver chew!"- Beaver Song

by Ohyouwishyouknew March 15, 2010

beaver hook

the act of bending ones index finger as if it were a hook and inserting it under the hood of skin just above the clit and gently tugging upward while pinching down toward your index finger with the thumb. very affective in subduing unruly women.

Roscoe- Yea... All i heard from Janice was bitch, bitch, bitch, nag, nag, nag, until i whipped out the ol' beaver hook. After that it was all yes sir's.

by leebobfromgleatown September 18, 2010