Skee Ball

Skee Ball, also referred to as Ski Balling, occurs when after masturbating, a Male accidentally ejaculates onto himself in a notable way. This is reminiscent of the popular arcade game skee ball. For instance, the Belly Button may be like the center rings that are fairly easy to hit. Whereas the eyes or mouth are thought of like the seemingly unobtainable high corner pockets.

Dude, I Skee Balled myself so bad last night. I still can't open my eye.

by Kevin Sarzo September 23, 2010

ball hair

a unit of measurement depicting the miniscule proximity of an object or the outcome of an event

I missed my birdie putt by a ball hair and I lost the tournament by one stroke.

by bigminus March 27, 2009

leather balls

a scrotum of thick skin so dense that its as tough as leather

if ben stiller's character in 'theres something about mary' had leather balls, he would have felt no pain upon zipping up his pants.

by epmd July 30, 2003

Ball Jam

The act of pulling one's balls out and jamming them into someone's face. Along the same principal as a cock slap, but for those with larger balls than their penis.

Janey kept calling Todd names, so Todd ball jammed her and she shut the fuck up.

by Bramble July 12, 2004

ball gobbling

when a woman is giving a blow job to a man and pays far far far to much attention to the balls.

harriet was givin me a sweet suck job but the she killed the moment by ball gobbling

by dan85 April 30, 2008

rocks balls

used to illustrate that an object or idea is satisfying to the senses or emotions

John: Do you like my jacket?

Katrin: Yeah, it rocks balls.

by NATASATAN March 9, 2006

B.B. balls

Balls of tragically small stature; very tiny testicles.

I saw a man in the locker room with some B.B. balls.

"I'm sorry Mr.Johnson, your son has B.B. balls."

by Jacktard June 14, 2006