culo-muncher

an individual who enjoys kissing, licking, sucking, blowing on or biting anuses; an unpleasant or annoying person

John Doe is always complaining. What a culo-muncher.

by bigminus March 28, 2009

ball hair

a unit of measurement depicting the miniscule proximity of an object or the outcome of an event

I missed my birdie putt by a ball hair and I lost the tournament by one stroke.

by bigminus March 27, 2009