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Beaten to the Window 

Someone else asked your target boy/girl out first.
"I was gonna ask out Stacy last night, but i was beaten to the window by about an hour by Dave"
Beaten to the Window by Evaro August 29, 2005

gay as a window

To describe someone who is obviously gay i.e. marco from big brother
"Do you know Luke?"
"Luke? Oh yeah, he's as gay as a window isn't he?"
gay as a window by steve July 6, 2004

window licker 

Usually a bulbous half witted individual, with several chins. Enjoys quality time on a Friday waiting for the yellow bus after lunch.
Enjoys sitting on the bright yellow bus, face pressed up against the glass, tongue hanging out cleaning the window. Sometimes heard mumbling Me Bart, or Im not being funny chap.
window licker by Coffee Machine January 2, 2004

Window shopping 

1. Looking through the window at items in a store that you do not intend to buy but enjoy looking at, or browsing in the store for a similar reason, usually to the annoyance of the owner.

2. Browsing Ebay, Amazon, or a similar website (with webpages or "windows") for interesting items that you also do not intend to buy. The internet's window shopping.
1. Let's go window shopping, maybe we can check out the new expensive jewelry store.
2. Please tell me you're not planning to buy that 10K antique dresser on Ebay.
No, just window shopping.
Window shopping by momog August 9, 2009

window cleaner 

A noble profession... if your last profession was cleaning balls!
This bloke thinks I'm a bloody window cleaner!
window cleaner by deathmetalfan November 16, 2011

Window Troll 

A person (typically a middle-age neighbor with no life) that looks out their windows any time any noise is heard in the neighborhood, such as a car driving by, door shutting, or dog farting.

They know every neighbor's vehicle, work schedule, and all aspects of personal life, but they've never talked to you or anyone else in the 'hood.
Chris is such a window troll... My dog farted in his sleep yesterday, and he immediately stuck his head out his blinds.
Window Troll by missymoo090909 March 21, 2011