the law of biology

a made-up explanation by an accountant as to why one cannot finishing consuming 5 beers without peeing

I really wanted to finish my bucket of beers at the theater but it was either my lack of testicles or the law of biology that made me have to use the bathroom prior to finishing them... I left the movie theater in shame.

by tornadochaser November 22, 2013

Oddity's Law

If one or more specific instances of a class of items or persons have a negative quality, all items or persons of that class must be considered to have that same negative quality.

1) There are some bad salespeople; therefore, all salespeople are bad.

2) I once owned a Honda that broke down; therefore, all Hondas are junk.

3) A black person once stole from me; therefore, all black people are thieves.

4) Throwing out the baby with the bath water.

by ArsNorrick November 13, 2003

johnson's law

When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.

Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.

by JohnnyBabes September 11, 2020

Aunother-in-Law

Aunother-in-Law: When first cousins married each other. Their mothers become Mother-in-law.

Stranger #1: Did you heard that Wesley guy married his first cousin Westlyn?
Stranger #2: Yeah that means both their mothers are now consider, Aunother-in-Law.

by Sakurakage June 26, 2023

Flow's Law

Given enough time, every late night IRC channel will eventually talk about Philosphy, get "Deep", and talk about genitals. While this will occur in no specific order, these conversation pieces will inevitably emerge given sufficient conversation time.

"Why do we always end up talking about genitals?"
"Flow's Law."

by Flow.multi July 25, 2015

daughiece-in-law

daughiece-in-law is similar to Sonephew-in-law. but the female version of that term.

Auntie: I guess I can call you, My daughiece-in-law now.

by Sakurakage June 26, 2023

Sean’s Law

Another way of stating Murphy’s law, in that, if there is a chance anything good can happen, it absolutely will not come true.

Guy 1: “Bro there’s a chance that my parents are going to be out of town this weekend, I’m going to get a chance to hang out Jessica!”

Guy 2: “Fingers crossed bro, but don’t forget Sean’s law”

by PubicHairManiac October 28, 2022