Sweater Weather

When the Sweater Weather song plays it means the person playing it is bisexual

"I'm f**king bi rat im using sweater weather to come out"

by Jxicey January 25, 2021

clock watcher

a person who is bored during sex that they watch the clock to see how long it takes to finish.

"So how's your new girl? "Man I got to ditch this chick as she's a real clock watcher!

by s-c-o-r-p-i-o May 2, 2009

wrist watch

to put someone's hand in another person's ass up to were someone wears a wrist watch or a vernacular term for the sexuoerotic practice of inserting the hand in ones orafus

I gave sally a nice wrist watch after dipping my hand in crisco

by Dirty sanchez atm January 7, 2006

meat watch

The result when a penis is wrapped around a wrist in a watch like fashion.

Dylan showed that drunk bitch his meat watch when she asked what time is it.

by drrty murffy May 31, 2005

two bob watch

Australian slang.
Two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
In todays terms ,together they form " a 2 cent watch" .
Would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
Hence the ocker term "as mad as a two bob watch"

related - also see Shithouse Rat and cut snake.

Laurie says " keep an eye on Wade "
scott inquired " why"?
dan says " he's as mad as a two bob watch" !!

by wackyv8 June 17, 2008

bed weather

is when it gets so hot and steamy in the bed that it actually starts to rain underneath the sheets and blanket.

Bro, me and my girlfriend were going at it so hard and long that bed weather actually happened.

by wetbed October 26, 2013

watchspring

A very curly hair, resembling a spring.

There's a godammed watchspring in my salad!

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006