Skip to main content

Parked On Bateson Street 

To be angry, furious, to be beside yourself with rage, consumed by anger and hatred.
“She was fuming when she got in last night, she’s a face on her like someone had parked on Bateson street”

“Come on mate, calm down, he didn’t mean to spill your pint - you’re acting like someone’s parked on Bateson Street
Parked On Bateson Street mug front
Get the Parked On Bateson Street mug.
See more merch

Sesame Street 

The best kids' show ever; it could run rings around Barney,Maisie, and Max and Ruby!
Sesame Street by Shawn B. July 14, 2003

Change at Baker Street 

Baker Street is the only station on the London Underground network where you can change from the pink line (Hammersmith & City)to the brown one (Bakerloo). Go figure it out.
I changed at Baker Street with missus last night. That woke her up.

Grove Street 

Home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.

The main street of the 2004 video game GTA: San Andreas. To describe it in details, its where the Johnson family lives. The street is located in Ganton, San Andreas.

The street contains of a straight road, then a circle full of houses. You can find a tank and hydra there. (100%) CJ hasn't been there in 5 years.
CJ: Grove Street, home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.
Grove Street by XeneronGD November 7, 2019

Kicking a can down Union Street 

When a girl is so loose, your cock doesn't touch the insides of her pussy.

Union Street - Long, steep, wide, downhill street in the centre of Aberdeen, Scotland.
"Get any poon last night then?"
"Yeah, but it was shite. Like kicking a can down Union Street"

Seattle Street Dodgeball 

Seattle Street Dodgeball is hosted at Cal Anderson Park in the Capitol Hill area in Seattle, WA.

It serves as a great melting pot, as cultures, religion, political opinion, favorite movie character lines, profanity, sexual orientation, grins, and laughter clash in the midst and fury of flying dodgeballs.
The games are pickup and played on a tennis court every Tuesday and Friday night, rain or shine (or snow), and continue even after the lights turn off around 10:20 pm. The players consist of the organizers (who own the balls, so don't f***ing mess with them) and other regulars, as well as hundreds of other different people who fill up the tennis court. (Many people hope that another game will get started so that some of the extra 50 people that show up can play somewhere else as well).
Although arrogant tennis players attempted to shut down the dodgeball games, which only occur over about six hours every WEEK, the players succeeded in overcoming the tennis players, and got the tennis players to revert to the teaching ingrained into them during kindergarten of the concept of "sharing".

Located near Seattle Central University, dozens of people come every week just to watch the action, which is amusing to see and listen to.
If a person lives in Seattle and has not seen Seattle Street Dodgeball, they have not yet seen a key part of Seattle culture.
(on the court during a game)
"YOU CAN'T CATCH, BO!"
"BUT HE CAN THROW!"
"ERIN THE SNIPER!"
"THIS is Seattle Street Dodgeball"
"STOP THROWING IT TO MEEPLE!"
"BRING IT ON, OLD MAN!"
and thus it will continue for hours

Sesame Street 

While dressed up as Elmo, you slice someone's dick off while the both of you are masturbating and carry the severed dick to a preschool. Make sure you have a woman with you. In the preschool, you enter a classroom, interview the youngest child, and ask them vaguely sexual questions while keeping the severed dick a secret. When the child least expects it, you strip the woman naked, shove the severed dick in the woman's mouth in front of the child (and everyone else, for that matter), and use the blood from the severed penis to draw a dick on her boobs. You must then throw the severed dick in the teacher's mouth, assume control of her laptop, and play snuff films on the smartboard.
This definition of Sesame Street was sponsored by the letter D!
Sesame Street by Yopmail User August 14, 2022