once upon a time
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
Grandpa: "kids, dont eat pizza with grown men you dont know... or youll end up with a best friend for life!!!!! :D"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
by naminaidk June 14, 2024
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A dramatic event that happened in someone’s life that changed them into a villain doing evil things to mask their pain.
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2. A joke that goes on and on just for a bad or boring ending
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1. A simple joke about a boy and his Shaggy Dog, which is made to have no punchline to invoke some kind of laughs
2. A joke that goes on and on just for a bad or boring ending
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by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024
Get the Shaggy Dog Story mug.part one of this sex story. i was showing my friend, aiden, around my house. “and here is my bedroom.” i showed him, “not very big .”
“you have a large bed though.” he said
“yeah, its a queen bed.” i reply.
he slams my door and pushes me on my bed and climbs on top of me “aiden, what are you doing?!” i exclaim
“you’ll see.” he grins
he begins to dry hump me. “i know you like this.” he says
i try to push him off but he doesn’t budge. he does this for a few minutes before he gets off of me. “what was that about!” i yell
he doesn’t respond and just looks around my room. he picks up my robe string and ties my arms to my bed board. he takes of his shirt then his pants, just leaving his boxers on. i try to scream but remember my parents are at his house with his parents. aiden starts to french kiss me. i feel his tongue explore my mouth with no hesitation. he stops and then takes off my pants and shirt, leaving my lacy bra and thong on. then he takes off my thong and starts eating me out. i moan slightly. “i knew you liked this.” he says.
aiden hits my clit and i moan louder. then he stops and takes off my bra revealing my massive tits. he starts suck my left nipple. i moan louder than ever. “s-s-stop, please” i stutter.
“ i don't think so we are just getting started” he replies.
aiden stops then takes off his boxer revealing his 9 inch long 3 inch wide dick. he takes his dick to my mouth forcing me to suck it. i throat all 9 inches before he removes it from my mouth.
“you have a large bed though.” he said
“yeah, its a queen bed.” i reply.
he slams my door and pushes me on my bed and climbs on top of me “aiden, what are you doing?!” i exclaim
“you’ll see.” he grins
he begins to dry hump me. “i know you like this.” he says
i try to push him off but he doesn’t budge. he does this for a few minutes before he gets off of me. “what was that about!” i yell
he doesn’t respond and just looks around my room. he picks up my robe string and ties my arms to my bed board. he takes of his shirt then his pants, just leaving his boxers on. i try to scream but remember my parents are at his house with his parents. aiden starts to french kiss me. i feel his tongue explore my mouth with no hesitation. he stops and then takes off my pants and shirt, leaving my lacy bra and thong on. then he takes off my thong and starts eating me out. i moan slightly. “i knew you liked this.” he says.
aiden hits my clit and i moan louder. then he stops and takes off my bra revealing my massive tits. he starts suck my left nipple. i moan louder than ever. “s-s-stop, please” i stutter.
“ i don't think so we are just getting started” he replies.
aiden stops then takes off his boxer revealing his 9 inch long 3 inch wide dick. he takes his dick to my mouth forcing me to suck it. i throat all 9 inches before he removes it from my mouth.
by anonymous March 25, 2025
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Get the Roblox story mug.It al started of February twenty second me and Ari had know we like each others but we shy one day during English she packed me out I of course said yes and we when to the bathroom we started to make out by then I was hard and she was wet so we get ready but then my friend Eil walks in on our Mac and cheese noises and just vomits I clean it up and then we start I start push and pulling sooo fast she mound FASTER HARDER we fuck so hard she is sumbaling the next day we are dating
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