Squirrely

Some one who is shady/crazy. Someone that can play there cards right and use people to get what they want with no remorse like a scavenger.

That guy is so squirrely he beat up that guy but lied to the cops to get out of it.

Squirrely by Huhmybadimhigh January 5, 2018

squirell man

Hairy-ass man with tiny ass dick. Also likes to play bass and makeout with underage chicks. Also known as petifile.

"whats that hairy monster making out with my baby!"
"oh thats just Squirell Man"

squirell man by imsohairy February 24, 2009

squirrels 

young children, usually aged 6-12, that are free roaming the neighborhood in small groups, which come bother you while you are working on your car, playing in the garage, or tinkering with something. they then proceed to invite themselves into whatever it is you're doing, ask you a million questions, and ruin any productivity you once had. You try to tell them to leave, but without being a complete dick, it's impossible to get them out of your hair.

I was going to try and tune the bike a little bit this afternoon, but the squirrels came and basically ruined the rest of the day.

squirrels by straight mbv August 2, 2010

squirrble 

an unusual animal that happens to be a mix between a squirrel and a gerbil.

Woah! look at the squirrble in the tree!

squirrble by lou 21! December 11, 2007

Squarrel 

To argue like squirrels - shortly and noisily.

I always hear her and her stupid boyfriend squarreling next door.

Squarrel by CARRIE_PILBY November 13, 2009

squirtel 

A fart which unintentionally results in liquid feces being expelled out your anus, usually at the speed of light. Often involves the soiling of ones underwear. Similar to shart

I thought it was just gas at first, but then i squirteled.

squirtel by Cyberwolf May 26, 2008

squirreled 

Getting really high from smoking weed.

We smoked a fat blunt and we were so squirreled.

squirreled by Squirrely Squirrel Squirreled October 6, 2012