Third-Reading

When one is reading a romance book and feels as though they are third-wheeling with the characters.

“Omg Rebecca I’m reading this book and I’m totally third-reading with the main ship”

by Omg Rebecca September 15, 2019

In read

Crazy bitch

Dashaun your a in read

by Jajnjknsoanuowjce November 21, 2019

Fuck ready

Properly prepared for sexual intimacy-Washed, Shaved, Fresh breath, Clean underwear, nails clipped, waxed ext

My New Years resolution is to spend more time being fuck ready.
That bitch showed up fuck ready!

by Tktktk333 October 27, 2019

To read the Bible

To masterly beat the nob

Achmed: ay where you going
Jerome: To read the bible. Ill be right back

by Big Nob Kyle October 30, 2019

Mind Reader

nickname for Obama director of speechwriting Jon Favreau

The Mind Reader was engaged to Quincy Jones’ daughter Rashida Jones and began his career working for John Kerry in 2004.

by Coop Dupe January 1, 2020

Jack Ready

Simp

"That guys such a Jack Ready" Cool Guy 1
"Yeah he's such a simp" Cool Guy 2

by CoomMan January 13, 2020

Order Ready

Order Ready ; is what you tell Starbucks your name is.

Starbucks staff call :"Order Ready".

You : "Oh great that's me. About time !"

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020