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Arnold palm hair

The act of male masturbation while simultaneously dipping the scrotum into a person's mouth with a lemon inserted into your anal cavity.
Did you hear Ted got fired from costco for performing an arnold palm hair on the disabled door greeter.
by anonymous January 8, 2025
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Scott Palmering

Putting forth a blatantly bullshit argument before ghosting the conversation, completely ignoring any rebuttal regardless of how factual and well-researched. Commonly preceded by an obvious lie proclaimed as fact.
Man, that was some of the most inane drivel I've ever been subjected to. I can't believe he dropped that and then ghosted the conversation. He's Scott Palmering hard today.
by FlawedHero February 19, 2025
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Clive-Palmer-ate

(or Clive-Palmerate without the hyphen)

A of Australian origin, although might have traveled to some extent,

fictional down-to-earth dead-end-reality like (when applied) 'lubricant' in-mockery-of , rather than mythical aggrandization of 19th/20th century magical-cure oils, aethers/vapors, etc,

in reference to the simultaneous size of Clive Palmer's war-chest so to speak, spending-on-lawyers readiness or supposed 'untouchability' ... when despite his wealth, he loses most court-cases he's involved in,
and in-usage therefore,

INSTEAD of being an actual lubrical, (social, political),

it at-best? means bribery, or decisions made with incentives, but bribery basically,
( while setting aside the immorality of bribery, but as a inferred fast-tracking or sometimes waste-evading method )

or primarily,
means adding something that is SUPPOSED to be going-to facilitate social/political lubrication,
but draws attention to itself, might attract the interest of the police, courts, or other interventionaries, the media, or generally cause a already slow or clogged, dirty machine-of-industry or of-politics, to become EVEN MORE, slowed down or even more clogged, despite the irony of it's (on the label) purpose.

If i remember correctly, it has also been used as an INGREDIENT, amongst the ingredients list on the back of a fictional political-product (a metaphoric consumer product message-in-a-bottle (or item))
This local state election, contains;
20% continued climate change disaster relief grant spending money,
5% income tax, 0% corporations tax,
25% party-political donations and federal-party indirect unaccounted-for support,
50% Clive-Palmer-ate

Gee, that episode of Insiders on TV last night was something-else, eh? Reckon it was running on 100% Clive-Palmerate, that one!
by Vurrath February 22, 2025
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Laura Palmer orgasm

When your smashing your side piece and as she climax’s she begins a blood curdling scream and flys off in a visually askew manner.
Dude, last night when I was banging Susan she whispered into my ear “Duggy, give me a Laura Palmer orgasm”
by Shut up Daria April 2, 2025
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Arnold Palmer

Hey Ricky can you pass me the rest of that Arnold Palmer I want to get the cold spins.
by Darnell The Savage April 21, 2025
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Arnold Palmer

A famous pro golfer whose dick Donald Trump admires.
When I was in college, I heard some faggot say that his asshole was so sensitive that "when I shit, I cum." That was the gayest thing I ever heard. Donald Trump's Arnold Palmer remark was the second gayest thing I ever heard.
by Publius0987 April 24, 2025
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Stu Palmer

When you become the CEO of a 200M company and the first year in charge report a 14M loss.
Hey guys watch me Stu Palmer this company
by Johnny 6969 February 4, 2026
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