Unicorn Porn is for people with obsessions with unicorns and or rainbows. If you know what unicorn porn is, you will also know what "cornify" means. An example of unicorn porn (that is safe for work) unicornponyporn.com
by mctenold July 17, 2009
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by Pinky Walker. FeeFee December 8, 2009
Get the porn dog mug.Homemade porn uploaded by ex girlfriend or (usually) ex boyfriend after particularly vicious breakup as a means of humiliating the ex or just for own amusement.
Most genuine amateur porn on youtube-esque style websites where the caption reads something similar to "This is my ex, the bitch might as well die but check out her tits! Revenge porn!"
by JonasOooohyeah October 9, 2007
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Bought to light during an episode of, "The Colbert Report," Destruction Porn brings to light any movie that involves great lengths of explosions, demolitions, collapses, or anything else that can be decimated. See also disaster porn, or anything created by Michael Bay.
"...one day computer graphics would strip movies of any plot or characterization and turn them into mindless orgies of destruction porn." Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report
John - "Dude you want to go see that new Michael Bay movie?"
Chris - "Yeah. $200 million in destruction porn? Im down!"
John - "Just keep it in the pants this time, ok?"
John - "Dude you want to go see that new Michael Bay movie?"
Chris - "Yeah. $200 million in destruction porn? Im down!"
John - "Just keep it in the pants this time, ok?"
by Roberto August 7, 2009
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by Greeneyleroy August 30, 2009
Get the Porn Troll mug.Watching porn on a computer or other personal device while driving. May include, but is not limited to, laptops, ipods or cell phones.
I was watching some road porn. I wasn't paying attention so I was pulled over for speeding. The cop complimented my taste in pornography.
by The Mad Crasher January 1, 2010
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