owned

When you see your girlfriend making out with the school nerd.

"Hey Robby, I saw Monica fuckin Peter Wang yesterday"


"GODDAMMIT!!! WHY AM I NOT RESPECTED" (his leather pants tear)

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

Ownage Masta

An Ownage Masta is a person who constantly owns others.
Ownage Masta is also said when someone owns someone else, then they can declare, "Ownage Masta!"
See ownage

Bob and Fred are playing Halo.
Bob snipes Fred from a super far distance.
Bob says, "Ownage Masta!"

by jonathanisfast April 6, 2006

ownzjoo

The most righteously radical dude around. Often sporting some skank ho's that he loaf whaps. Can take any other mutherfucko to school and back ten fold. Enjoys himself some boobies.

Damn G, that Ownzjoo is one crazy muthafucko!

by Ownzjoo October 19, 2004

Destruct-owned!

A use of ownage aiming towards or from Destructoid.com.

Destructoid puts up a leaked movie. Only having to pull it down an hour later. "DESTRUCT-OWNED!"

When asking a very large people what's better, Destructoid or Joystiq, and most of the people say Destructoid. "DESTRUCT-OWNED!"

by Archie Bunker58585 February 3, 2007

Pimp Ownage

Having such a great influence over someone that they are basically your ho.

Stupid bitch: "DaMarcus where you been all day nigga? I been tryin to hit you up."

DaMarcus: "Bitch I don't give a FUCK what you been tryin to do. I OWN yo ass!"

Innocent Bystander: "That shit right there some pimp ownage, yadada?"

by Brianiqua a.k.a. LoBriBri May 1, 2008

OWNED!

When someone owns you.

I owned that biatch. That chick owns me.

by Stizzle May 2, 2004

Owned

Owned, resulting back in the Ultima Online days is a word depicing victory over another person or thing. Being passed up into the new generation of games and even in real conversations the word has come a long way since it was started by us old UO boys

* That mofo just got owned like a bitch.
* Hahahahaha Fucken Owned
* Man you got owned like a motherfucker
* OWNED HAHAHAHAHA

by DaN` July 8, 2003