New Canaan 

I hate all of the crap people are saying about New Canaan. It is a great town with great people, and nobody should judge it. Not everyone's preppy, people arn't fake, and people DO NOT sell drugs. Also, i know plenty of people who havn't heard of the OC. There isn't even any real drama. Don't judge if you don't live there! Also, New Canaan Country School happens to be a very educational school, and isn't at all as bad as everyone thinks it to be. It has great teachers, faculty and students. Whoever is talking shit about New Canaan, it's got to stop. You guys are all a bunch of jealous, stereotypical freaks that make New Canaan people feel bad so you can actually have a life, which will never happen.

New Canaan Rocks, and you better know that!

New Canaan by CC:-) September 11, 2006

new jersey devils 

the most diciplined team in all of hockey. often crizicized for using "the trap" defense, 2-1-2, which shuts down even the best offensive teams. most haters bitch that the devils are boring and are "ruining hockey." This is certainly not the case, as they have become on of the most explosive teams in the league. Haters also make fun of the fans, because the devils have attendance records way below average. they fail to realize that this is because two other franchises existed in the same region when the devils were formed in 1985. they won the stanley cup in 95, 00, and 03, with a bright future of diciplined hockey ahead.

we're gona play the trap, like the new jersey devils.

new jersey devils by Fidyk May 2, 2006

New World Evolution 

A Gamer Gang that has unimaginable gaming skills in nearly every video game category

Yo man remember that gang over at the game tournament?

Yeah the sik six what happend to them?

They got their asses beat by New World Evolution

Oh shit that's not good, were doomed

New World Evolution by NWE Leader April 25, 2004

new-stalgia 

Something new that harks back to something old.

Term coined by Seattle 97.3 KIRO FM's Sean De Tore. The audio engineer of Too Beautiful to Live.

Whoa man, did you see those new Nike's with the fat tongue? They're shoes are like new-stalgia!

new-stalgia by Matt from Tenver July 14, 2009

New Years Eve 

A day were everyone gets drunk as fuck with the bestest of their friends; maybe family too. Consists of hard liquor, beertastic beer, and illegal fireworks which completes the night.

*Phone rings* "Uggh, who is this?"

"It's steve, I'm comin' to get you out of your mother's basement, we're getting drunk as fuck!"

"What day is it again?"

"Don't act like an FNG, it's New Years Eve. We're storming the liquor stores at 1700 hours!"

New Years Eve by Le Derpson December 28, 2011

new ppl hmu 

something someone says on their snapchat story if they have no streaks/their streaks don’t respond to them and no one likes them.

Jeff said on his snapchat story “new ppl hmu” i bet nobody hit him up, just blocked him and ignored his story.

new ppl hmu by A_richards October 10, 2017

New Jersey 

A radioactive wasteland you may mistakenly find yourself should you be visiting New York. If you end up here it likely means you accidentally entered the on ramp for the Lincoln Tunnel. Either that or you're trying to get to Pennsylvania or all other points west.

The inhabitants of North Jersey are orange-skinned freaks who speak a bastardized pastiche of English, Italian, and Ebonics and who eke out meager livings selling drugs and extorting local businesses for protection money. The inhabitants of South Jersey are cannibalistic subhuman swamp people who live in mud huts deep in the wilderness of the Pine Barrens. They will rape and then devour the unfortunate soul who wanders into their domain and search his remains for money to use on the slots in Atlantic City, their only potential source of income.

Shit, we're in New Jersey. Don't panic, just keep the windows rolled up and the doors locked.

New Jersey by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. March 21, 2010