The Numbers

Mason, what do they mean?

INTERROGATOR: The numbers, Mason, what do they mean?
Mason: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!

The Numbers by *insert funny jojoke here* February 9, 2021

The BS Law of Numbers 

The BS Law of Numbers- short for Barreras Spliff Law of numbers, is a simple solution to the question that baffles us all; In a group setting, how many spliffs should one roll in relation to how many people there are? Mathematically inducted through strenuous calculation and testing in 2010, A. Barreras found that you take x/2 amount of people and roll y amount of Spliffs/Joints. So in short x/2=y*.

*If there is a .5, just round up/down according to how stingy you want to be with your weed.

*****The remainder rule can apply if there is a special occasion. Just roll an extra and magically pull it out when everyone thinks there is no more.

A: Dude, there are 11 of us, how many spliffs should I roll?
E: Just use the BS Law of numbers, so thats 5.5 spliffs.

A: Fuck it I'll just roll 6 cause I DGAF like a pro.

The BS Law of Numbers by Captain DGAF May 13, 2010

put up numbers 

verb
To score high in a game

Jim: " Why is that random person in our squad?"
John: "I don't know, but he put up numbers last match."
Jim: "Keep him, then."

put up numbers by CheeseRat June 10, 2018

numpert

A retarded individual commonly known as John Brennan.

"John Brennan is a complete and udder numpert"

numpert by Semolinapilchard November 10, 2008

crunching numbers 

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.

"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"

crunching numbers by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007

numbers 

A rather brutal and secretive group of prison gangs in South Africa. Number gangs have numbers instead of names, and typically have millitary-style hierarchy, extensive tattoos, strict internal laws, and require violence against prison staff for initiation. The 28 Gang also has a system for distributing sex between new recruits and established members. Recently featured on a BBC documentary.

Numbers gangs include the 26s, 27s, 28s, etc...

numbers by gooberliberation March 13, 2006

numbersexual

Someone who experiences sexual enjoyment from doing math problems.

That numbersexual was moaning while doing his math homework.

numbersexual by classholes November 26, 2014