maths

The only science that truly saves lives .

Student : Why do we study maths ???
Teacher : Mathematics saves lives .
Student : How is that ?
Teacher : It keeps stupid people like you from getting to medical school .

by somon October 24, 2009

mating season

Mating season usually happens when the weather starts changing. There's a positive correlation between the amount of couples that get together and the change in weather. People just go crazy to be with someone. And anti mating season usually happens right before mating season and everyone just starts splitting up. You know its mating season when you start to hear the lawn mowers and the birds chirping.

We're about to be in for a biiiggg mating season once spring rolls around this year!

by captazo March 17, 2011

Mark Mathis

Mark Mathis is the greatest weatherman and news personality of all time. He is best known for his outlandish behavior while telling the news. He was on Fox news rising in Charlotte NC and for a while on a Colorado broadcast. Sadly he no longer comes on, due to corporate puppets. He has a large following and many people miss him.

Fox news rising is boring now that Mark Mathis isn't on it anymore.

by owltrader January 9, 2011

Matt

The one guy from Wii Sports nobody can beat.

Friend: I was playing Wii Sports and I decided to try boxing with Matt.
Me: How did that go?
Friend: I lost.

by orion_is_pronounced_oh_ryan February 13, 2019

Matt Bellamy

1.Possibly, the best musician of our time. He is the frontman of the british band Muse <333 Is also known to some as god or saviour to todays crappy music. I suggest people listen to the new album 'resistance' its brilliant!!

2.Having amazing musical talent and style (:

1.Have you heard muses mew song, the vocals by matt bellamy are brill!!

2.Josh, you can be so matt bellamy sometimes!

by mattbellforpm November 5, 2009

u picku materinu

in your mother's pussy

You are mad at somebody or about something, if you are Serbian, you will usually say U PICKU MATERINU :)

by ravenaija January 13, 2010

Math

"Everyone's favorite subject"

- Baldi

Baldi's basics is actually way more mathematical than one is led to think: unless you develop some sick strategy to collect the notebooks, you're doomed. Those baby math questions in notebooks are there just to show you how lame a math teacher Baldi really is.

by EpicScientician December 5, 2021