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Mess chess

The act of hiding one’s dirty dishes under their roommate’s dirty dishes in the sink.

Gives the impression that the Mess Chess player has not contributed to the rising pile and allows him to pin the blame on his unsuspecting roommate. Expert-level players will make sure to eat the same thing their roommate last ate in order to hoodwink and bamboozle him into thinking the dishes are all his.
“Louie will never realise those extra plates I stashed under the pan he left in the sink are mine. I’ve checkmated him in Mess Chess.”
by daltonjfk September 8, 2019
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Messages

It worries me this kind of thing
How you hope to live alone
And occupy your waking hours
We're taking sides again
I just wept I couldn't understand
Why you started this again
Every day you send me more
What makes it worse is this plan of yours
To ensure I don't forget
I'd write and tell you that I've burnt them all
But you never send me your address
And I've kept them anyway
So don't ask me if I think it's true
That communication can bring hope to those
Who have gone their separate ways
It hardly touched me when it should have then
And memories are uncertain friends
When recalled by messages
Coded messages always hurt
Letters
Messages poision
by Death Menace April 30, 2023
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Techno-mess

A word used to describe the tangled wires and cables that seem to appear behind every TV.
Usually caused by having one or more gaming consoles and other accessories.
Guy: Dude, you have got the biggest Techno-mess I've ever seen back here!
by Kal-El7777 August 1, 2008
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mirror message

a message written down backwards so it could only be read through a mirror
i didnt want people to read my confidential thoughts so i wrote it in mirror message
by tatomuck1 March 20, 2009
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cumlative messages

message often appear in the media with such frequency that they form new meanings
how the public react to the cumlative messages
by teba September 29, 2009
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French Messiah

The temporary nickname of Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet's lovechild.
Oh man, I can't wait until Marion delivers the french messiah!
by anwyn May 24, 2011
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Off Message

A statement, action, or image that conflicts with the curated public persona an individual or an organization attempts to project.
The vegan went off message when he devoured a bacon wrapped filet mignon at the steakhouse.
by carpenoctem15 September 23, 2018
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