life juice

Semen... the liquid used to attempt to fertilize the egg of a woman or mammal.

Tiger Woods ruined his career by spreading his life juice around to people other than his wife.

life juice by Subtle Teen February 7, 2010

life-force 

The gooey milky stuff we all come from.
Also a company that collect jizz.

Yeah... and then she drained the lifeforce right out of me in the copy room...

life-force by graphic1 May 5, 2005

Life Enhancers 

Substances that make every day life more interesting by means of inebriation.

Some examples of life enhancers are THC, lsd, E, salvia (at least 20x extract), shrooms, beef jerky, etc.

Life Enhancers by T Mart January 17, 2008

life update 

Updating someone about your life of someone updating you about there life.

Sarah “let me give up a quick life update”
Veronica “ok tell me about it”
Sarah “ this year I ...”

life update by Mb0703 March 8, 2018

Life coaching

A person who makes tons of bad decisions and bad life choices but still feels the need to give you advice and how you can improve yourself even though there lives are in the gutter.

Me and Melissa just broke up and Dan who is on his third wife was giving me relationship advice. He was really life coaching me.

Life coaching by alberto89 February 28, 2021

Life update 

A update on your own life which no one really wants or reads but you still post on your story. Life updates can vary in length if it’s detailed the writer is either bored or intentionally writes something long to see if someone will actually read their nonsense. Mainly to identity fake friends or to simply see is anyone cares. If it’s short they simply can’t be bothered or they want to share their life story but don’t have much of a life to have a story.

“Life update: I have no friends”
Or “Life update: My dad is letting me buy a goat”

Life update by yEeE HAwW April 29, 2020

Life's a Trip

Best Trippie Redd album.

- Hey man you heard Trippie Redd's new album Life's a Trip?
- Bro i hate that album it's horr...
- Stfu or you'll die bro.

Life's a Trip by AYO IM BLU3 January 11, 2021