Carving the Christmas Ham

Excessively fucking a girl until her vagina tears

Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.

by KoWalk Kowski December 16, 2010

Armenian Ham Sandwich

When one folds the penis in half prior to coitus to simulate a thicker member.

Jim gave Jill an Armenian ham sandwich, because he's oh so small.

by Slappy McDouche April 7, 2008

hot ass and ham

a word used in expression to very rank smells

damn, it smells like hot ass and ham in here!

by Frmchs311 June 22, 2006

sub-ham, minus ham

A frequently occurring event wherein, something is inserted into the vagina (a finger, a tongue, a GI Joe doll, etc.) and something else is lost on the way out (a ring, a condom, a fake mustache, Snake Eyes' kick ass Uzi, etc.).

Damn, Civilian, I was finger-banging Kalea last night and I pulled a sub-ham, minus-ham and lost my class ring. I hope Jostens refunds my money, yo, that shit had the Chandler High wolf on it!

by The Original Slim Bavis October 26, 2004

ass ham

When your walking in a crowd and the smell seeps from the ass cheeks and surprises your nostrils with a rank ass stench.

Waitin in line at disneyland, and mrs. fatty tourist son of a bitch stadin in front fo me chaffin like fuck and gettin her ass ham in my face.

by The Logman October 16, 2006

Mandy Ham

Honestly, the sexiest girl alive. Guys want in her pants, girls want in her pants, shit - even Billy Graham wants in her pants! She's got a ba-donk-a-donk for real!! She's half German, so she has that foreign aspect going for her as well.

She has an amazing Ozzy Osbourne accent and can make anyone laugh with her witty jokes and off-the-wall sense of humor.

But most importantly, she can always get down to some Sir Mix-a-lot.

"Mmmm, Mandy Ham! Girrrlll yo booty moves perfeccc!"

by saggybaggy June 3, 2009

pink ham

another word for the female vagina, or the flap that is located below a woman which is normally called a vagina, but can also be called a pink ham, also known as a nutritional sort of breakfast or pussy, cunt, or spicy taco salad... don't forgot your hot sauce

"my sausage would graciously like to be inside your summer pink ham"

by master of the clit aka John L. September 5, 2009